Making Fun Of Love Quotes
"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."
"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for."
"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
"When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife is."
"When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him."
"Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look."
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end."
"Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you."
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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